Linux support is:
Signing up at a forum and asking your question.
Getting an answer and carring on with your life
Please select one of the following:
Coming to visit your house support
Nothing to do with us support
Sort it out yourself support
f**k off and enjoy a lifetime of hell support
You have selected Live support, Please enter your system's registration number
Please enter your birthday
Please enter the make, model, serial, configuration and desktop background of your system
Please enter the place of birth of your mother
Please enter your name
thank you.... connecting you to a live operator............
Jeff: Hey, welcome to live windows support, can I start by having your birthday, make, model, serial, configuration and desktop background of your computer please
Just a bit of fun