Three programmers !!!

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, “At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”


The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, “At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Sun, we don`t piss on our hands.”

 

 

LOL!!!

Okay. . . .

You know, just wondering.  Maybe one of you has the answer.

If you visit a site that has beer (or Bier if you happen to be in Deutchland), can you get a virtual hangover from too much virtual beer?

And secondly, if you do, what's the cure?  Do you need to download a special program?  Something like virus clean-up software?  Should I look in SourceForge or freshmeat?

And finally, thirdly, (thirdly?) how do you know when you've had too much?  Does someone come and take away your keyboard - or maybe the mouse?

Just wondering.

Galjaman

Okay. . . .

You know, just wondering.  Maybe one of you has the answer.

If you visit a site that has beer (or Bier if you happen to be in Deutchland), can you get a virtual hangover from too much virtual beer?

And secondly, if you do, what's the cure?  Do you need to download a special program?  Something like virus clean-up software?  Should I look in SourceForge or freshmeat?

And finally, thirdly, (thirdly?) how do you know when you've had too much?  Does someone come and take away your keyboard - or maybe the mouse?

Just wondering.

Galjaman

me people have low tolerance, so they can get drunk on virtually anything and more often than not, do not know when to stop. You know when you had too much is when you see your own post when you are sober. And for the cure, you will have to engage a blond, from Poland to write a custom hack for virtual hangovers.

 I liked the joke, very funny

me* >>> some ........in starting of my last reply..... 

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, “At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”


The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, “At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Sun, we don`t piss on our hands.”

 

That was very funny Anurag B. 

                 

               

lol